Transformers 3 (Chuck)

I was initially very excited to see Transformers 3, but then quickly remembered the huge disappointment the first 2 movies ended up being. It was bad enough to not have Frank Welker reprise Megatron, but the robot form of the Transformers was way too complex looking. I understand that the cartoons could only be basic, but the robot form of most of the Transformers was so awkward looking it was down right awful.

Additionally Megatron was the largest disappointment, because he not only didn't have the voice of Frank Welker, but he looked like a alien space ship instead of a gun. Michael Bay... I'm at a loss of what to say about a serious lack of attention to detail of the source material.

All of this on top of a pretty mediocre storyline that didn't even include the main objective that the cartoons focused on - in the search for an energy supply that was all but extinct on their home planet, Cybertron.

And the icing on the cake: sexual content. We don't need or want to see a 1.5 foot tall Decepticon humping anyone's leg. We don't need to see Constructicon Devastator with wrecking balls doubling as male anatomy. We don't need to have any conversations about sexual activity of any kind. This is a movie about a boy and the Autobots... plain and simple. Leave the sex on the cutting room floor.


This is my rant as to why I will not be watching Transformers 3, until I can watch it through ClearPlay.